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Purchasing vs Leasing
Purchasing
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming they had sex EVERY night during their 5 year relationship
it ended up costing McCartney $26,849 per time.
This is Heather
Leasing
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's call girl,
Kristen, is an absolute stunner who charges $4,000 per night,
This is Kristen.
Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,
he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for 5 years.
A $41.7 million savings.
Value-added benefits are:
a 22 year old
no begging
no coaxing
never a headache
happily agrees to all requests
no complaining
no honey-To-Do lists
Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost and NO legal fees.
